Our house was a constant target for drive-by shootings and mazel tov cocktails.
I should not be laughing this hard, but MAZEL TOV COCKTAILS
I can’t stop laughing.
Every single day. MAZEL TOV, BITCHES. L’CHADOI. VISHAMRU. PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Oh my God I just imagined my last math teacher saying this. Fucking HYSTERICAL.
this blog is hilarious.
What. What. No. I just died.